"Daddy, I have a message for you. It says, Daddy to college."

"Is that a picture of me going to college?"

"Uh-huh."

"That's really good."

"Uh-huh. And it says, 'Dear Daddy, if you have to go to Israel, just phone me.'"

"Dear Daddy, if you have to go to college, just talk on the phone."

"Dear Mommy, if you have to make a choice, just call on the phone."

"Dear Michael, if you're a grownup, just don't call on the phone."