I want an apricot sliced in half with no coconut in the middle.

Funnies from today

Mommy reads to Michael, "Yoga Stress Relief Pose #7: Press your forearms against the floor..."

Michael interjects, "But we don't HAVE four arms!"

Now on a different topic, if you like Dan Fogelberg, let his tune "Longer" play in your mind.

For help, here's the second verse:

Stronger than any mountain cathedral

Truer than any tree ever grew

Deeper than any forest primeval

I am in love with you

Now here's Michael's lyrical contribution to the song:

"Stronger than Super Glue

Stronger than super man

Stronger than super mouse man

Stronger than super child

Stronger than super binky

Stronger than flying book

Stronger than super hat

Stronger than a violin,

Yay!"