Christmas

Michael wanted to role play the Christmas story (it doesn't matter that Christmas was 2 days ago). He claimed the role of Joseph and told his dad to be Mary.

John stuffed a soccer ball up his shirt and followed Joseph around as he walked door to door looking for a place for them to stay the night, and for a place for Mary to have her baby. After he realized all the inns were full, he pointed off in the distance and said, "We need to find a manger scene."

Talking in Your Sleep

"It's just pretend. It's not going to bite you. It's not."

(Laughing) "Silly, you use a ruler to measure, not a fork."

I'm a Dalmation